The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me
when someone ur trying to impress likes ur post
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i work at a bakery and we got broken into but at least i got a few good puns from the customers
my favs were
- 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
- 'if youre looking for dough its a good place to rob'
- 'theyre gonna be toast when they get caught'